Mom just called & said she'll pay to have Ghostie put down. She wanted me to have it done tonight -- right. Because the vets are open Saturday evenings and I want to have killed three of my kids this week. Instead it is happening Monday.
Can we have me put down next? I'm a mean old dog who needs to be put out of her misery, come on!

Tuesday I had to have Bruno put down. Probable stomach cancer. Yesterday I had to have Spike put down. Heart issues that the treatment for them would conflict with his asthma treatment. Can I please have a few years with no kitty deaths now? I hurt.

If anyone has a stash of military ration packs they aren't using, please send them this way; I now have no money for food & will possibly lose my internet & phone soon.

Dear life; please may I have a well paid job and health for myself and my pets soon?

Been on Cephalexin(?) for three days out of seven now. Still feel rather like roadkill. So very, very tired. Need some happy thoughts, a trip to England, and a good snog or twelve.
If anyone has some spare kitty Advantage sitting around, please mail it to me? Same goes if anyone has a few skeins of basic black pure worsted weight wool yarn. I have teh knitting urge!
The pump on the well here has burned out, we need a new one.
Being sick, I haven't gotten to fix the front window nor the kitchen one, nor seal up the barn yet. I hate losing a week to bronchitis.
Stabbed foot is still puffy. Mercifully doesn't hurt, but it isn't "right" either.

In the plus column/things for which I am grateful:

Mother paid the 65$ for my antibiotics. She is also right next door so I can stagger over & get water by the jug.

All the coughing is tightening my abs.

I am strong enough to lift 16 litres of water in one hand. :D

Friend Krista is letting me shower at her place. Her four year old son is a lovebug and makes me smile every day.

The heat is provided by the water pumped through the apt. -- this is a plus, since the lack of heat seems to be slowing the flea reproduction down some.

Having already had the tetanus shot in recent years I didn't have to have it again.

There are gents in my life worth flirting with.

I have all sorts of intelligent friends online with whom to have wonderful conversations!

I've slept within the past day! (For a while the cough was causing sleep deprivation which makes me whackadoo. Sleep is a very good thing!)

I feel loved. :)

I got in on the Cataclysm Beta for WoW! *bounces like a crazed chipmunk*

Do not expect to see me anywhere online for a while other than WoW. :)

I am trying to figure out how to view older entries on dreamwidth. Is it possible or do I have to get them while they are hot or miss them entirely? Maybe I am just not seeing something that is close enough to bite off the tip of my nose.

In other news, I have a cold, and Buddy cat now has a habit of trying to eat my jewellery. Good thing I don't own any heirloom quality pieces!

I just woke up from a very weird dream. In said dream I was giving birth -- to a litter of puppies. Most of them were white, a couple were Nova Scotia Duck Toller brown. In my dream it didn't seem to bother me at all that this was happening; I just carried on as if everything were normal, setting the pups on a towel after making sure each was breathing and moving. One was really adorable, white pup with a brown spot on the centre of his head just between the eyes. I could feel everything, the slick wet coats as they came out, the puffs of warm air as they took their fist breaths, heard their snuffles as they cleared their lungs and noses. I think there were eight of them, five mostly white who were born first, and three mostly brown who were the last ones born. Each was maybe six to eight inches long from nose to bum.

Is this my subconscious mind trying to tell me the only way I am going to have a loyal mate and kids would be to marry a canine? I swear I haven't been watching werewolf movies lately!

I keep forgetting I have this blog. Of course I also have LJ, IJ, Twitter, Faacebook, Blogger, and I think there's a MySpace out there too. Is there any way to skip back to older entries or do I just get the last however many show on my reading pane and that's it?

When I was younger I thought the best thing to do was not to have kids. After all, the world is already overtaxed with people, adding more isn't going to help matters any. Then I realized I was wrong. As is, the smart folk don't breed but the morons do since they feel no qualms about using up resources and destroying the world. They just sit back, pop another beer and laugh at another mindless "reality" show.
That's when it clicked.
The best way to control the population and make sure the resources of our planet are plentiful.
Smart folks MUST reproduce, and we must take active control of thinning the herd.
The first step was to make the stupid ones slow moving and docile.
TV, video games and fast food took care of that.
The next step was to make them weak -- those wonderful cans and bottles of soda are handling that quite nicely. Can't build muscle on high fructose corn syrup.
Now there's the fun part. It would have been easy to start slipping contraceptives into the cola once we controlled the manufacturing process, but not nearly as fun.
The next step came with a little game of chance. Contact poisons on coins left laying around in low income areas. Did you wonder why the banks made coins to replace low denomination bills? It had nothing to do with the stories you may have heard about coins lasting longer than bills. It has everything to do with surface area and the ability to wash the contact poison off when it gets to the processing centres after it has done it's job.
It's a strange sort of thrill, watching to see who stops and looks around before scooping that two dollar coin off the sidewalk, rubbing the dirt off to make sure they are seeing what they think they are -- some of them even bite down on it like in old movies, as if it might not be real. Bonus for us; the poison acts that much faster.
Sadistic? Perhaps, but once the plan has been in effect for a few more years then my children will be safe to walk the streets at night because no-one will be so hungry that they have to resort to crime. There will be lower rents because landlords will be desperate for people to fill apartments. Traffic problems will be a thing of the past. Think about it -- the percentage of people who have to drive to a nine to five job will be drastically reduced. When it leaks out that people are being randomly poisoned, and it will leak out, people will start travelling in shared vehicles for safety. Do you think it will ever occur to them than their bus fare is more suspect than the daily drive-through coffee fix?
It's brilliant, really. I'll even give you a hint to make the game a bit more of a challenge. There are stores giving out the coin for us as well. You can always spot them; the clerks wear surgical gloves.
Have a lovely day, won't you? And don't take any wooden nickels.

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. Only with my cats.

2) What was your dream growing up?
A. To be either a famous model or actress, or marry David Lee Roth & have all sorts of large-nosed babies.

3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. Any.

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Black Russian.

5) Favourite vegetable?
A. Swiss Chard.

6) What was the last book you read?
A. Industrial Magic

7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Capricorn

8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. Five tats, a formerly pierced navel and the earlobes are pierced twice each, down from four times each when I was younger. My left arm carries three of the five tats, one is on my right deltoid & the remaining one is on my left breast.

9) Worst Habit?
A. I am a skilled procrastinatrix.

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. Piggyback? Sure. Got no car or motorcycle yet though.

11) What is your favourite sport?
A. I like watching football (AKA soccer to most of you.)

12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. I have a realistic attitude. It is occasionally mistaken for negative.

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Depends which one of my dear readers you are.

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. The death of my Odin kitty.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. I've got a cross-hairs in the iris of one eye, dark stripes that point the cardinal directions.

16) Do you have any pets?
A. Pets? Nope. I am owned by twelve cats.

17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. Move a cat, offer you a chair & a beverage.

18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A. Again, depends who is reading this but if you're on my flist, chances are my first impression was "Hmm, this person writes well and seems intelligent, let's have a look at what they have to say."

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Pennywise is damned scary. Most clowns are annoying.

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. My nose. I've hated the thing as long as I can remember, and wish I had been born with a cute, feminine nose instead of this aquiline monstrosity I'm stuck with.

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Depends on what you were considering.

22) What colour eyes do you have?
A. Grey.

23) Ever been arrested?
A. Never been caught. ;)

24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Neither.

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Pay off a bunch of debts.

27) What's your favourite place to hang at?
A. My bed.

28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. Yep, kind of hard not to once they've walked up and said hello.

29) Favourite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Surf the web, read good books.

30) Do you swear a lot?
A. Used to, I try not to now.

31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. Smokers who have no respect for non-smokers.

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Arrogant.

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. I used to but experience has taught me that romance only happens when a guy either wants something or did something wrong and is sucking up.

35) Do you believe in God?
A. I believe in Sekhmet, Bast, Odin, Thor, Freyja, and Herne.

36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. Sure, fill your boots.

Do I want this to become another clone of my LJ and IJ, or do I want to keep this one more public, general community news and referrals to sites I find interesting... Decisions, decisions.
Making it a clone means figuring out how to get my Semagic to post to a third journal in the "post to multiple" feature; must be possible if I could remember how.
Keeping it light and newsy might actually get me some outside readers.
Do I want outside readers?
This, methinks, requires some cogitation.